peoplemask: sexybaldwin: How Cecil thinks Carlos does science: How Carlos actually does…

10 Sep

peoplemask:

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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Go home tumblr. My favorite post has been posted, there is no reason to even try anymore.

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unafkennyart: Reup of this lame comic Rougir.:D :D :D :D :D :D…

10 Sep

unafkennyart:

Reup of this lame comic Rougir.

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
maybe one day I’ll finish more

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Shit My D&D Group Says, Take 5

9 Sep

Since 2010, We Only Accept Payment In Young Boys

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“Animals just sit really well on her head.” -K

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“Those are Quantum Stairs. It is 10 o’clock. Those are Quantum Stairs.” -T

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“I’m better than a mage, I’m a mathemagician!” -L

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“We don’t need base 10 counting when we’ve got a perfectly good abacus!” -E

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“It was good. I was crazy cop, good cop, and sensible cop.” -C

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“I think we should stop trying to sell evil artifact.” -C, on making money

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“Shit! I’m gonna need a different color for scrotum!”

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“Am I allowed to think again?” – l

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“Oral sex is a currency that I don’t think you need to use yet.” -GM

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“Is she going to take us to her bone zone?” – L

“It’s not the bone zone, it’s her stabbin’ cabin!” -J

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“Wilhem can be the star forward; that’s a position, right? What’s the position that stands behind the goal?” -J

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“I wonder if I can pray to Sarenrae to have a chat with Desna about this.” – T, on choosing oracles

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“Bloodpig is just a metaphor for, like, society and shit.” -L

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“I’ll punch his ass in the face!!” -J

“…” -Everyone

“Because he’s an assface.” -J

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“Know what a wolverine in a pit is called in Shoanti? DAYCARE!” – Dag the Barbarian

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“How hard is it going to be to get my hand and arm up the wolverine’s butt?” -L

“…”-GM

“How much lube do you have?” -J

“Does blood count?”

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“That’s probably why he’s so slippery. The combination of urine and dirt is a natural lubricant.” L, mocking our inability to catch a pig

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“The pig is free-ballin’.” -W

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“I have child-proofed my bar.” -L

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“It’s not about Justice, it’s about Punishment” -GM

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“You find a set of fine silverware on the-” -GM

“BOOM! It’s in my pants!” -Dag

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“Where does this circus go next?” -T

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“No fires in occupied buildings, especially ones containing Ilsa.”

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“Plan drunk, prank sober.” -C

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“Can you give me a percentage from zero to lesbian?” -GM

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“We wouldn’t want to be putting the cart before the whores!” -C

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“…As I guide him to battle with my pelvis.” -C

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I didn’t think I was going to get to this part of the chart.” -things you don’t want to hear you GM say

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“He has a song too! (insert fan girl squealing) I’m gonna save it until I use him!” -L

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“I don’t have Knowledge Religion. I studied pole-dancing.” -E

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“Does a 19 Knowledge Religion roll allow me to recognize the wail?”

“Is it a sperm whale?”

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“So who’s the Daphne and who’s the Velma?”

“Velma has Knowledges; Daphne’s just slutty.”

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“Balrogs!”

“YOU SHALL NOT NAP!”

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“Sweet Lord in Heaven, I am fighting with the suckiest Planeteer.” -L

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“Look at me as I come at you with my flacid staff!” – bad guy NPC as narrated by party

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“Magical Murder Baby Giveth, Magical Murder Baby Taketh Away.” – Old Shoanti proverb

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missknotty: gameofreferences: Michele Carragher, the head…

9 Sep

missknotty:

gameofreferences:

Michele Carragher, the head embroider on Game of Thrones, made this awesome tutorial to show how she created the dragonscale fabric that appears on several of Daenarys’ costumes in S3 and S4.

Ms. Carragher says that the dragonscale fabric was created because “In season 3 the Costume Designer Michele Clapton wanted a Dragonscale like textured embroidery that starts to emerge on three of Daenery’s costumes, which becomes heavier and more pronounced, growing and evolving as the season progresses” (Carragher).

In stages 9-11 of the tutorial we see how the textile evolves from lightly to heavily embellished. This progression is meant to illustrate Daenarys’ personal growth and the growth of her dragons (source).

Here’s a link to Ms. Carragher’s website.

WOW!

/screams in delight

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tdylan: Frederic Leighton, Elijah in the Wilderness…

9 Sep

tdylan:

Frederic Leighton, Elijah in the Wilderness (detail)

1877-78

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I am Groot.

9 Sep

I am Groot.

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allyourfavesareasexual: twitter user foxylalonde telling it…

9 Sep

allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

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