smaugchiefestofcalamities: Chris Pratt, Ladies and…

31 Jul

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Once, when my friends and I were ordering pizza (and drunk) one dude was on the phone placing the order, and my friend shouted “WITH EXTRA PENIS!!” instead of ‘with extra pepperoni’… and Dominos hung up on us, and wouldn’t take our orders again for a month, citing “fuck you, no we don’t have any extra penis!” every time we tried to order again.

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